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hessomuchbigger: Toward the end of the party you lost tabs on your wife for about half an hour. That was just long enough for her to sneak off to a bedroom with Mark and find out if his dick was as big as she’d heard. Spoiler alert: it was.
“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.â€
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.â€
“Nobody has more features of interest than you.â€
“You are the crack in my lens.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
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“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.â€
“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!â€(This one only works if you say “you†in Emelia’s voice, haha.)
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.â€Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t the only ways I can spoil you.â€
“You’re more important than understanding the obliquity of the ecliptic.â€
“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?â€
“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent woman of rare perception I see here.â€
“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.â€
“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.â€
“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.â€
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ryuuna: THIS GAME WAS SO DOPE I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO CAN PLAY IT this was only supposed to b a sketch smh Please view high res in a different tab! —————————————– Ko-Fi | Instagram
I was tabbing through the video to find the frame I wanted to make a wallpaper but landed on this and it made me laugh
I was tabbing through the episode to make a gif and I found I like these two frames on their own
sebastianxtan: “ I left you an open tab at the bar, knock yourself out.”
creating-tabs:I thought you were fixing that truck in the junkyard. I was just seeing if I could.